The Royal Gentlemen's Collective

giemma:

whats the point of making a new tmnt movie when we have this masterpiece

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The Royal Gentlemen's Collective : RGC 17 - TM,NT!: Turtles Menstruating? Not Tonight! or: The TMNT (2014) Trailer

The Gents saw the TMNT trailer and declared an emergency meeting to try to makes sense of it. They cut short a game of Total Recast in order to come up with the TMNT movie they would actually want to see. Get at us, Hollywood. This is GOLD. Oh and there are a ton of tangents, because our brains actually wouldn’t let us talk about the new TMNT for more than 5 minutes at a time.

the-long-ghosts:

This is bullsh.

This is what happens when we’re on a postseason break. 

RGC 16 - Sidebar! or: Season Finale

                     

The Gents lose their minds when Conor seems a little “off.” Hold on guys, sidebar….what’s the deal with this episode? It’s ridiculous. Are they even talking about anything? No? Well good thing it’s funny as hell. 

**Note: The audio’s a smiiiiidge weird, but this episode is way too good not to post**

Download link is THIS WHOLE BLOCK OF TEXT. Magic.

RGC 15 - Hand Drill Suicide, or: Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky

I! AM! TERRIBLE! AT! POSTING! THINGS! 

Here’s the most recent episode, where we started talking about Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky and then things went downhill fast. 

So as you hopefully know by now, our next Gents is going to be about Ricky-Oh: The Story of Ricky. This movie is insane. It’s on Netflix. You have no excuse not to see it. Seriously.

This dude pulls nails out of his hand more calmly than I cut my fingernails. Also, let’s be real for a second, for a dude in prison his hair’s pretty luxurious, too. 

So yeah, get psyched for our next generic time cycle’s episode!

THIS EXISTS APPARENTLY. IF ANYONE CAN FIND US A COPY OF THIS WE WILL SEND YOU HIGH FIVES OR SOMETHING.

THIS EXISTS APPARENTLY. IF ANYONE CAN FIND US A COPY OF THIS WE WILL SEND YOU HIGH FIVES OR SOMETHING.

RGC 14 - House II: Not Built to Code, or: House II: The Second Stor

House II Poster

In this second part of the Gents’ “Horrible Movies” trilogy, Gerald/Gerbil got everyone to watch House II: The Second Story (“Frightening Strikes Twice!”), the comedy sequel to a movie that no one’s heard of where the only likable characters are either secondary or are puppets. How does a group of esteemed gentlemen try to talk about a movie that has no plot and was very clearly a rushed first draft where nothing makes sense where insane things happen for no reason with no explanation? Listen and find out!

Gramps and the Pugerpillar

Gramps and the Pugapillar

No one's favorite characters from House II

No one’s favorite characters from House II

EVERYONE'S FAVORITE CHARACTER FROM HOUSE II

EVERYONE’S FAVORITE CHARACTER FROM HOUSE II

See, you THINK you know what you’re in for with this movie after seeing this poster but you have  NO. IDEA. 
Next RGC we’re gonna be talking about this. I suggest you get a lot of beers ready and watch this in preparation. 
"Frightning strikes twice" and a "second story" pun on the same piece of advertising. Seriously. I love it. Truly. Madly. Deeply. 

The difference between Ten & Eleven.

Okay, I’m insanely behind on Doctor Who and don’t really plan on catching up because there are 1,000 other things I want to see before I die but I WILL fight anyone who says Martha wasn’t THE BEST.

(Source: dougancapaldi, via dadboy)